Quinn

Patrolling the Zombie blue line since his call-up in fall 2022, Mike Quinn has quickly established himself as the "other half" of any number of defensive pairings. Sharing similar statue with his hockey hero Theo Fleury, this diminutive defensive dynamo brings essential traits to the team, such as being on time and making sure that the door to the bench is always securely closed.

When not on the ice, he supports the San Jose Sharks, but holds a soft spot for the Pittsburgh Penguins, Detroit Red Wings, and Canadian teams in general. You will regularly find him at sticktime practicing his goal celebrations so as to be ready for that one, fateful moment when a puck finds its way from his stick into the net and he gets to re-create a classically joyous late 80s/early 90s celly.